My Favorite Threesome
Lotus Rose
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Copyright 2007 by Lotus Rose
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Author's note: All characters depicted in this work of fiction are 18 years of age or older.
I was doing a signing in my home town of Austin, Texas, sitting in the record store, at a table, with a pen in my hand, signing copies of my band, Bad Boi Pretty’s, album, Not Plain Like You.
I had been there a few hours and I was feeling fidgety. The bottle of Jack Daniel’s I kept on the table was 2/3 gone and I was determined to finish it. Things were getting kind of hazy.
I was getting irritable. A guy can only take so much adoration and star-worship before he’s heard it all before.
Here’s a summary of how it went:
“Oh god, you’re so great. I touch myself when I think of you. You made me cum numerous times. I want you. I’ll do anything.” blah blah. And there are only so many blow jobs a guy can get under the table before he gets bored.
It’s one of those plagues of being famous. A rock star. A human god.
I had a pile of women’s panties that girls had given to me sitting next to me on the table. I was contemplating wiping the pile to the ground and saying “fuck it” to it all.
Fortunately, things were coming to a close. The line of people in front of the table was getting shorter and they had stopped letting people inside the store.
Now here was a little kid. A boy. He was babbling, “Oh, Mister lotus, you’resogreat (he rubbed his nose) andiloveyourstuffthatyousingsomuchitscooliloveitithinkitsgoodandpleasesignmyalbum.”
I just looked at him for a moment, like, “what the fuck?” you know? So I took the album and I signed it,
fuck off, little runt.
—lotus
The kid looked at it and broke into a huge grin. “Thanks man!” and he hopped off on his way off to do whatever the fuck kids do, I dunno, play video games or sniff paint or experiment with sex on stuffed animals or something. Fuck if I know.
But this story is about a threesome.…
So finally, after the little boy, the last people in line were these two girls.…
They were giggling.
They were definitely hot. One girl was pale-skinned with long, violet hair, the other girl was pale with shoulder-length, brown hair.