COME SHAVE ME
By
Lilith Kinke
SMASHWORDS EDITION
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Come Shave Me
Copyright © 2012 by Lilith Kinke
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“You could shave some good time off if you took off your body hair,” he chuckled loudly at his own terrible pun.
I groaned. It had taken some time to get used my friend’s terrible puns, but they occasionally got me. It had taken some time in general to get used to the idea of such a good friend with such bad humor.
Now, he and I were extremely close, even though we were pretty far apart in age, and maybe it was in part due to me not having any other male figures in my life. My mom seemed to be happy enough though. Life did seem to work out for the best like that.
I had just finished swim practice at the school, and he had come to offer me a ride and force horrible puns upon me. He was actually an ex-swim coach, so I found a lot of his advice very helpful. Over the year I had improved by a significant amount due to his help, and I was considered to be one of the big competitors for the championship meet next week.
He watched as I got out of the pool and wrapped a towel around my bottom half. I shook my head, sending water droplets everywhere. He laughed and tried to avoid the spray.
“Shave everything?” I asked, responding to his earlier comment, “I don’t know about that.”
I felt a little itchy at thinking about all my body hair being gone. I didn’t have that much hair, since I was still young, but there was enough that I knew it would be helpful to shave it. The idea of smooth, touchable skin was strangely pleasant, and I knew that all the serious swimmers shaved everything.
“Oh yeah,” he said, still chuckling, “everything. Swimmers shave everything. Your arms, your legs, your ass, your balls--”
He broke out into laughter at the look of discomfort on my face.
“Kid, you gotta do it. It really will take the time off.”
I thought about it. I knew I had to take every chance I could to win the championship. There would be recruiters for some of the biggest teams around, and I didn’t want to squander any chances. A swim scholarship would go a long way towards paying for schooling.
“Alright, I’ll do it,” I promised, deciding that it could only help, no matter how embarrassing it might be.
“I’ll help,” he said. “It won’t be that bad, I promise. I used to do it all the time when I swam competitively in college. We had shave parties!”
I laughed, imagining him college-aged with all his buddies, shaving their junk. I started to wonder if it ever got sexy, and my towel started to rise a little. I couldn’t get the thought of it out of my head. I had to awkwardly cover up my erection because my speedo certainly did nothing to stop it.
I tried to ignore it as we continued chatting. Finally, we started towards the locker rooms as the conversation moved on to my form critique and breathing exercises. He had a couple of points of critique from watching my practice that day, and I nodded along as he listed them off.
“And you should lift your shoulders a little more,” he said, then noticing that I wasn’t paying too much attention. “Hello?”
“Ah, yeah, sorry,” I said, snapping out of it and responding.
“Let me change and then we can talk more about it, okay?”
He left to go wait in the car, shaking his head, and I headed to the showers to rinse off.
I stood under the open locker room showers, my mind still on naked collegians shaving each other, and my naked friend. He was a pretty good looking man, really. Very toned, and I knew he worked out all the time. He still swam a pretty mean lap time. The water washed the chlorine from my body and I relaxed into the warm spray as my mind continued wandering.