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	Arrested by the Cableman	by Tom Raimbault June 23, 2011	Free!	6296 words	Read a sample
	If you ever thought of stealing cable in this town, think again! For if you happen to be a hot, gorgeous blond; the Cableman will arrest you, restrain you in his van and then strip search you for a full-body examination with sexy techniques to jolt a confession from you. He has no business touching the suspect that way! But he's the stoned, crazy Cableman; and no one steals cable in his town!
	Erotic Distraction No2 Cosmically Ordering Sex form a God with a Devilish Sense of Humour	by Frankie Lassut June 21, 2011	$1.49	4758 words	Sample 12%
	I, the author, because I'm a wellbeing speaker. know that God has an 'offbeat' sense of humour.
	Photo Shoot	by Graham Murray June 13, 2011	$0.99	3320 words	Sample 50%
	Heidi is back! This time she is offered the chance of a lifetime. She is about to become the latest name in ‘Glamour Modeling’ – whatever that means!
	Spice of Life	by Graham Murray June 11, 2011	$0.99	3317 words	Sample 50%
	A man waits outside a house for a woman to fall asleep before entering the premises and taking what he deems is his. But there’s a sting in the tail . . .
	Temptation	by Russell Turney June 09, 2011	Free!	963 words	Read a sample
	Sometimes you come away with more than you expected on a shopping trip.
	Happy Village Lodge (Double Trouble)	by Darla Masters June 05, 2011	$0.99	5569 words
	The first year of business, at Happy Village Lodge, has been an overwhelming success. With the return visit of two of the lodges favorite guests also comes the reality that an additional staff member will soon be necessary. Two on one can be a very tiring adventure. Very pleasing - but oh so tiring.
	A Hard Man is Good to Find	by James Lewis June 03, 2011	$2.99	52152 words	Sample 20%
	A young woman meets a man straight out of a romance novel, but he refuses to meet her sexual needs. When she finds out his "secret," she realizes she should have been more careful with what she wished for!
	F. U. L. L. M. O. O. N. - W. E. R. E. W. O. L. F.	by Jacob M. Drake June 03, 2011	$3.99	87107 words	Sample 30%
	Hector Silva, recruited by S.T.U.D.S. to become one of their super-operatives, finds himself a werewolf instead. Once he escapes the labs where he was changed the females of B.A.B.E.S. head out to capture him. But his new form also makes him sexually active toward females and that poses a problem for these already sexual Babes. Then Il Diavolo gets hold of him and it starts to get interesting.
	Chip Off the Old Block?	by Natasha Duncan-Drake June 03, 2011	Free!	7800 words	Read a sample
	The Anti-Christ is coming! His name is Owen. Well really it's Beherit, but that's so last millennium. World domination is just around the corner and his life at school is about to end. His best friend David will be gone and that makes Owen feel things that confuse him. What else is he to do, but ask his dad what it all means, even if that dad has horns and an eye on the corruption of humankind?
	Goose Girl	by Giselle Renarde May 30, 2011	$2.99	6362 words	Sample 20%
	En route to meet her handsome prince, Princess Svana begs her butch waiting-maid Rosamunda for a quick cuddle in the great outdoors. Before Svana can say, "Identity Theft," the brute steals her royal apparel and marries her prince. The poor princess must take a job minding geese alongside an odd young man. Who will save her now?
	To Be Frank	by Graham Murray May 29, 2011	$0.99	1345 words
	When Frank decides to have things his own, wicked way with a member of the opposite sex – he bites off a little more than he can chew!
	What A Disaster!	by Monica P May 26, 2011	$1.00	2076 words	Sample 15%
	Dionne sees a neighbour peering at her. He is young and handsome, and she immediately grows fond of his image. However then he invites her over, and she doesn't know how to say no. How is she to know that the visit will end up in disaster?!
	Prize Slave	by Ergo May 20, 2011	$0.99	2726 words	Sample 20%
	With the slave market over, Cynthia is given as a prize to Stu, the best performing salesman of the evening. What follows for Cynthia is a night of pain, humiliation and degradation, courtesy of Stu and the delightfully sadistic Monique. The tenth short story in the Abusing Cynthia series.
	Li'l Red in the Hood	by Graham Murray May 17, 2011	$0.99	7281 words	Sample 50%
	Life in The Projects is tough. And when drop-dead gorgeous, top-heavy Heidi is sent on a mission to Granny’s cottage in the woods, you can expect almost anything to happen.
	Accidental Alien Anal	by Anna Bell May 17, 2011	Free!	1425 words	Sample 20%
	Anna accidentally has sex with two guys thinking they are aliens.
	Gophers	by Rhett Bise May 14, 2011	Free!	13102 words	Read a sample
	A glimpse into the interesting, not-so-interesting, odd, annoying, and always entertaining lives of some residents of an unnamed street in Southern California suburbia. *Warning - contains some graphic sexuality. Though not intended to be an erotic story, this story is not suitable for thise under 18.
	Pinocchio Syndrome	by Casea Major May 13, 2011	$3.49	14346 words	Sample 30%
	Wiseguy Chio Pino is assigned to protect the mob boss’ daughter, but she wants more than his protection. With her cleaver-wielding father on his ass, Chio’s problems are growing like his dick when he lies. Can he resist her advances, or will he lose his manhood?
	Happy Village Lodge (Three short stories in one)	by Darla Masters May 10, 2011	$0.99	9907 words	Sample 20%
	This book is a collection of three short stories within the Happy Village Lodge series: Mrs. Rogers welcomes Mr. Crown, The Lieutenant General and The Enthusiastic Golfer.
	Shaikh-Down	by David Gee May 08, 2011	$2.99	81117 words	Sample 20%
	David Gee's 'blueprint' for Revolution on a fictitious island in the Persian Gulf offers a comic alternative to the grim events currently happening in those states struggling to achieve Regime Change. 'Witty, entertaining, raunchy and very well written,' said Peter O'Donnell, creator of Modesty Blaise.
	Slave Market Blues	by Ergo May 04, 2011	$0.99	3087 words	Sample 20%
	It's only right that Cynthia be punished for performing so badly at her job, and Master Carmine is just the man to do it, but the humiliations don't stop there. Cynthia's next job is to entertain clients at a Corporate Slave Market, where she'll be displayed in a cage and at the mercy of all who venture past. (Consensual Erotica). The ninth short story in the Abusing Cynthia collection.
	The Erotofluidic Age	by Vinnie Tesla April 28, 2011	$6.99	61980 words	Sample 10%
	In The Erotofluidic Age, Vinnie Tesla returns to the world of The Ontological Engine, adding two more works to his oeuvre. This new digital volume combines two short stories and a novella revolving around the same characters we met in the original story. He combines his love for the erotic with a truly comprehensive world of his own, a steampunk tale with a sense of humor to boot.
	Game Over	by Sahara Kelly April 25, 2011	$0.99	22911 words	Sample 10%
	We've all done it a time or two. Played a video game - either alone or with our kids. But have you ever wondered what goes on with those pixillated characters when you hit "Pause"? Or when you turn the game off for the night? You may be quite surprised. Take a peek behind the programming at the lusty adventures going on inside your tv screen...
	Corporate Bootlicker	by Ergo April 20, 2011	$0.99	3278 words	Sample 20%
	Cynthia becomes a small and abused cog in the bureaucratic machine, where her job is to take minutes at a meeting. But first, she must please Monique and then endure her fury and as if that isn't enough of a humiliation, the chair they give her to sit on definitely is. The eighth short story in the Abusing Cynthia collection.
	Therapy Session	by Rushmore Judd April 19, 2011	Free!	1233 words	Read a sample
	She had a problem. She had an uncontrollable urge to take off her clothes. See how this therapist deals with her problem. A rather short story.
	Slippered!	by Malcolm Twigg April 14, 2011	$2.99	64021 words	Sample 10%
	Slippered! is a bawdy romp set in a neglected Stately Home about to be turned into a ‘Home Produced pie factory’ and an up-market guesthouse and restaurant . Needless to say, this is much to the disgust of the butler, estate manager and general factotum Reginald Slipper, staunch defender of the British aristocratic ideal, whose plans to thwart the plans of the new Earl turn to farce.
	A Crafty and Devious God	by Ted Krever April 13, 2011	$0.99	94568 words	Sample 35%
	During the first dotcom boom, when novices became billionaries before lunch and a girl could be a sensation just by taking her clothes off now and then, a middle-aged man in a painful divorce gets involved with an Internet exhibitionist. An exhibitionist determined to find fame and an IPO -and willing to create a totally fictional life story to get the attention she seeks...
	The Misadventures of a Pattaya Bar Owner	by Tim Coxon April 12, 2011	$4.99	25166 words	Sample 20%
	Misadventures of a Pattaya Bar-Owner primarily relates the often humorous, yet telling experiences of a Western beer-bar proprietor as he interacts with his bar-girls and customers. It also tells the tale from the Thai and foreign bar-girls’ perspective, as well as recounting some of the antics of the customers.
	Sexcapades - Fun and Games	by La Marchesa April 12, 2011	$6.99	33857 words	Sample 20%
	Answering a bizarre newspaper ad at a research clinic, Janine Taylor’s life is turned topsy-turvy when she agrees to be a test subject for a study on extending the length of orgasms for women. Caught in a debauched world of sexual nirvana, Janine, soon becomes their star pupil. Can she go back to her old life? Given the choice would she even want to.
	A Huge One Could Be Yours	by Stanfield Major April 12, 2011	$1.99	2642 words	Sample 40%
	Ever received an email or seen an ad that claimed that the product they were offering could make a man’s penis larger? Have you ever wondered if these products actually work? Jon, the narrator of this story decides to put one of these products to the test. Jon lost his wife, his job, and tumbled into the dark pit of utter despair. Is there a woman with the capacity to save him?
	My Girlfriend, the Bitch	by Ergo April 10, 2011	$2.99	6395 words	Sample 30%
	Vince and Sylvia were a normal, happy couple until Jurgen entered their lives, awaking Sylvia's desire to be dominated and Vince's desire to dominate. In this, the first book of Confessions of a Dog Hater, Sylvia convinces Vince to buy a puppy. In return, she must submit to his desire to humiliate and abuse her. (Consensual Erotica).
	“Baby is a Baby!” - The Baby Syndrome	by Monica P April 08, 2011	$1.00	3312 words	Sample 15%
	A murder breaks news headlines as a mother is found dead with a baby on her chest. However then a freak occurrence happens, and soon teens with new found love inside of their eyes discover the baby syndrome that is set to knock shock inside of their terrified minds.
	The Hamper Affair	by Mel Bosworth April 02, 2011	$0.99	3721 words	Sample 20%
	After years of fondling dirty laundry, a husband must make a choice: the sheets or his marriage.
	Just Another Squeeze	by Chantale Reve March 27, 2011	$0.99	2167 words	Sample 30%
	When she accepted the job offer to be his executive assistant, she didn't read the fine print about fringe benefits: that they were all his. Mr. McPhee's, that is. Inspired by actual workplace-related nightmares, this erotic sketch is for mature audiences only.
	The Collected "Greene Shorts"; Volume 3	by Esmeralda Greene March 25, 2011	$3.99	43825 words	Sample 20%
	This volume contains seven sizzling hot short stories from popular erotica writer Esmeralda Greene; six that have been previously released individually and one all new, unavailable anywhere else. The stories are: "Office Mating," "Milking Kimberly," "Swallowing," "Tied to the Scene," "Pregnant Interlude," "Teacher Fantasy," and "Grocery Shopping" - this story is available only in this volume!
	Amateur Night	by Dee Dawning March 24, 2011	$3.79	10238 words	Sample 20%
	Sally and her undersized half-brother Hermie are strange people. Every weekend they venture forth from Piggott Arkansas to small towns in one of the three adjacent states. When they arrive, they rent a motel room from which they fan out to the local saloons. In Amateur Night Sally and Hermie are off to another nearby town on one of their weekly treks. You won't believe the mischief they cause on
	Alonso, El Loco	by Emilio Ballesteros Almazán March 16, 2011	$5.60	55818 words
	Alonso Quesada, alto y flaco, es un diseñador inconformista; una especie de anarquista solitario y, a su manera, aristocrático que simpatiza con las ideas de Nietzsche y Heidegger y es conocido en los ambientes izquierdistas de la pequeña ciudad de provincias en que ambos protagonistas viven por el alias de “El Místico”.
	The Office of Dr Goodman	by P.P. Boye March 14, 2011	$4.99	27218 words	Sample 10%
	A lonely doctor and his staff of young Latinas. Rosa, Linda, Elizabeth, and Sonia – learn their back-stories. Find out what happens when they face a masked gunman. A robbery in an office where there’s no money to steal, only four ghetto flowers. The dew is on the petals. Someone is going to pick the flowers. Told in a series of bawdy tales. Get ready to smell the rosebuds.
	Intimate Investor	by Terry Campbell March 11, 2011	$2.99	40344 words	Sample 10%
	Raye Franklin discovers, much to her chagrin and too late to protect her heart, that her business partner’s idea of hands-on is literally, hands-on. Can Macon Winston learn Raye isn’t like any other woman, and most especially not his ex-wife, before he loses her?
	Fat Chance	by Terry Campbell March 11, 2011	$2.99	48778 words	Sample 10%
	What happens when a full-figured woman goes undercover to expose a weight reduction program as a fraud? Mayhem. Lindsey Michaels discovers lies, a government experiment in mind control—if you can control overweight women who can control the world—and love. Hal Randall is sweating bullets. He’s fallen for his subject. Can their love survive media and Congressional scrutiny?
	Alice in Shtuppingland	by Barrie Abalard March 07, 2011	$7.99	101880 words	Sample 5%
	Seventies slacker Alice moves to Boston in 1977, where she quickly accumulates friends you'd expect to find on the other side of the looking glass—plus, two very fine men to warm her bed with hot and crazy Seventies shtupping. In this semi-autobiographical, coming-of-age tale, Alice finds that she doesn't always get what she wants, but, as the Rolling Stones sing, she usually gets what she needs
	Ballsack	by s0nic freak March 07, 2011	$0.99	14783 words	Sample 15%
	Salcha Crane is like any average teenage girl until her obsession with ballsacks changes her life forever. When she finds herself falling in love with a boy which, rumors say, has no ballsack at all, will she be able to put her obsession aside? Does he truly have no ballsack? This paranormal romance parody uses immature humor to tell a story about acceptance and love.
	The Serial Comic	by Mac Alan March 02, 2011	$0.99	139693 words	Sample 20%
	Lawrence Breese is a disillusioned, postal worker who aspires to become the world’s most renowned stand-up comedian. But Lawrence has a slight problem: he’s not certain if he relishes killing women more than performing his comedic monologues. The Serial Comic is told in the eerie voice of a calculating murderer, whose relentless desire to hear laugher supersedes all levels of humane thought.
	The Little Book of Masturbation	by Glinda Von Strassburg March 01, 2011	$0.99	2114 words	Sample 2%
	Everyone does it but no one talks about it. It is secretive and done behind closed doors, and unless you like peeping through key holes you won't likely spot anyone doing it. This little book attempts to capture the 'funny side' of Masturbation. It is, after all, the more you think about it, like all sexual acts, rather humorous and even ridiculous. But that won't stop anyone from doing it.
	A Letter 2 The DreadfulDares GrandMaster: Nine O'Clock Pickup	by Wallace Williamson Feb. 28, 2011	$1.00	7844 words	Sample 20%
	A deliveryman who thought he'd pretty much seen it all goes to a house to pick up a packge, and a beautiful naked woman answers the door. Then it happens again ... and again ... and again ... Each time a sensualy different woman, each one erotically naked. How long will it last, and why are they doing it? And what happens next?
	Rope Streaking	by John Savage Feb. 24, 2011	$1.99	9813 words	Sample 20%
	Streaking: the act of running naked, except for shoes, in a public place. Except that when they resurrected the tradition, the girls from the secret college club were in bondage of one sort or another. In a conservative small town, it was shocking, to say the least, and the public displays became more and more extreme as the Sheriff tried to catch them.
	The Gratification Engine: An IHGK Story	by MeiLin Miranda Feb. 19, 2011	$1.95	6767 words	Sample 30%
	Three Scholars have invented an exciting new device to cure everything from hearing loss to "female complaints," and two priestesses of the Lovers' Temple have been asked to experiment with it. Young Jep Burrman is supposed to stay quiet and do the scut work for his two seniors. But when the priestesses choose him--and only him--to help them test the Apparatus, life for Jep will never be the same
	A Country Adventure	by B.K. Wright Feb. 18, 2011	$1.99	5816 words	Sample 20%
	When Gary and Gordy receive an offer to teach two young cardiology interns, they eagerly accept. Neither has been to the Midwest, and the picturesque town is a perfect replication of its Holland home, teeming with tulips and windmills. After making themselves comfortable in the cozy cottage built by the Dutch settler of the small town, Gary and Gordy begin to notice a few odd oddities.
	Belle Isle: An Easter Romance	by Pippe Vonkuhne Feb. 17, 2011	$0.99	43271 words	Sample 30%
	Wealthy, beautiful but insular Elodie Brayshaw has lost her prestigious job, loving parents and splendid family home. She plans to leave Sydney for France but on the brink of Easter she is confronted by her old love. Will she succumb to past sorrow, or rise from the ashes to find a new life, a new image and a new love?
	Sexual Intervention	by Nikki Shannen Feb. 14, 2011	$2.99	16014 words	Sample 20%
	For lack of better terminology, Candy Melvin is the biggest slut on the South side of town; her parents know it, the whole neighborhood knows it, the church congregation knows it, and every male at her job knows it as well. To make matters worse, her father, uncle, and two cousins hold a sexual intervention to get her to change her nasty ways.
	Malibu Stacy	by TA Blocker Feb. 06, 2011	$2.99	78096 words	Sample 20%
	Stacy Moore just landed her dream job! But her dream boss just left for Phuket in Thailand and the 2004 tsunami hits! Feeling helpless, Stacy engages the affection of two men: one is young & speaks no English; the other is older but has more to offer her. Her insatiable libido impels her into one carnal adventure after another.